Eternal Sunshine of a Filthy Mind: Top 10 Myths About Introverts

notcaroline:

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has…

Also. need.

emilyunrelated:

This is filed under “things that never fail to make me smile” along with the you forgot the blueberries little girl and this baby giraffe.

(Source: youtube.com)

this isn’t a want, it’s a need. I need this.
aplacecalledinfinity:

Genius.

this isn’t a want, it’s a need. I need this.

aplacecalledinfinity:

Genius.

(via emilyunrelated)

Wishing that they sold the pretzel mix bags that Alaska air gives you at grocery stores. Because I’d be fat and happy if they did.

deliciouslycynical:afterwonderland:


Dear James Cameron, 
YOU THINK YOU OWN WHATEVER SCRIPT, YOU LAND ON. MOVIES ARE JUST A DEAD THING YOU CAN CLAIM. BUT I KNOW EVERY STORYLINE, AND SCRIPT, AND CHARACTER HAS A LIFE, HAS A SPIRIT, HAS A NAME.
YOU THINK THE ONLY MOVIES THAT ARE MOVIES, ARE MOVIES WRITTEN BY YOU BUT IF YOU WALK THE FOOTSTEPS OF MY CHILDHOOD, YOU’LL LEARN THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW, YOUR NEVER KNEW.

OMG THE QUALITY OF THE COMMENT.
I AM CRYING.
CRYING.

deliciouslycynical:afterwonderland:

Dear James Cameron, 

YOU THINK YOU OWN WHATEVER SCRIPT, YOU LAND ON. MOVIES ARE JUST A DEAD THING YOU CAN CLAIM. BUT I KNOW EVERY STORYLINE, AND SCRIPT, AND CHARACTER HAS A LIFE, HAS A SPIRIT, HAS A NAME.

YOU THINK THE ONLY MOVIES THAT ARE MOVIES, ARE MOVIES WRITTEN BY YOU BUT IF YOU WALK THE FOOTSTEPS OF MY CHILDHOOD, YOU’LL LEARN THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW, YOUR NEVER KNEW.

OMG THE QUALITY OF THE COMMENT.

I AM CRYING.

CRYING.

(via emilylightyear)

fapitalism:

Ken was…Ken.

Best toy EVER!!!

fapitalism:

Ken was…Ken.

Best toy EVER!!!

Grilled burgers, watermelon, and some hard lemonade are the perfect cure to being almost mutilated by a pack of a hundred angry geese. 

Pokemon are real.

lordbrenis: